How to ruin your life

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  1. Watch porn.
  2. Only eat ultra processed food.
  3. Never exercise.
  4. Sleep when you die.
  5. Stay inside all day.
  6. Doomscroll.
  7. Don’t read books.
  8. Avoid people.
  9. Smoke & drink every day.
  10. Live mindlessly.